Jack Nicklaus raids Hutterite colony

Popular golf celebrity Jack Nicklaus who has achieved 18 major victories in his career has pleaded guilty and is facing up to 47 years in prison due to his action at the Hutterite colony. It was reportedly stated that Mr. Nicklaus was violently searching through their garbage bin. One of the Hutterites camera was able to catch the scene on camera. It is still un sure what Mr. Nicklaus was searching for but what we do know is that he stole from Hutterite colony and he will be punished for his actions. 5 hours before the scene he tweeted out to all of his fans to raid the Hutterite colony and get any information or supplies from them. We still have know information on why Mr. Nicklaus is slowly becoming more obsessed with chanting on twitter

We are still very un-sure on what Mr. Nicklaus meant when he said “WWW” it obviously stands for something but we have never seen this behavior from Mr. Nicklaus considering he is a professional golf player which is why a lot of people are confused on why Mr. Nicklaus would do such a thing some people are actually creating things completely outrageous theories that it wasn’t Jack Nicklaus and was actually the famous actor from “Dumb and Dumber” Jeff Daniels

but it is very hard to tell with the low quality security footage.

Unfortunately for Mr. Nicklaus one of the Hutterite members was notified by the security camera and was armed and ready to fight Mr. Nicklaus with a fully automatic machine gun once Mr. Nicklaus found out there was someone after him he fled the scene and was shot at by the machine gun and was narrowly missed and made it out alive.

There were a few more theories that Mr. Nicklaus was affiliated with cults or some sort of dark chanting style organization. It was even considered that Mr. Nicklaus was a leader in one of these unknown organizations. It was later discovered that Mr. Nicklaus stated that one of the reasons he was searching through the garbage and stealing supplies was because he missed the adrenaline that he got while playing golf and that he can’t guarantee that it won’t happen again once he gets out of prison. Mr. Nicklaus has also released top secret information from the Hutterite colony on penguins linked with Venus and that penguins could possibly be aliens. Due to the remnants of Venus in their feces because we all know that Hutterite colonies are so much further advanced in technology then us. Which we believe is another reason why we think Mr. Nicklaus raided the Hutterite colony.